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I'm at work right now, so I should be workig. However, I'm not. I'm just standing here scratching my ass with a glowing brick I found out by the resivour. It's turning my ass bright green and it really really hurts.

I'm sad today becasue my cat won the lottery. We had to renig it though becuase my cat died a few days ago. It was a tragic inscident. On top of that I won a trip to Alaska. Of all the bad luck! We recieved the free tickets in the mail, and my mom was very pissed. She was screaming, "How did we win free tickets from a pornography site!!! Where's your father? Tell him to come here right this instant!!!" Blah, blah, blah. Now my parents are going to get divorced again. This is my message to all you other teens out there: DON'T LOOK AT PORN! Your parents will divorce and you will be stranded in Alaska.

Have a good day everybody!